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(photo grabbed from Caran d’Ache Facebook page, no copyright infringement intended)
It’s a luxury set for sure. Beautiful. You can find them at the Caran d’Ache store here.
Just saw this deliciously devilish and thoroughly enjoyable Thai film #BadGenius, about “a genius level high school student who makes money after developing elaborate methods to help other students cheat.”
Just came from the Philippine premiere of Marvel’s Thor: Ragnarok last night at the Ayala Malls Vertis North. Review embargo lifts tomorrow, but I think I’ll post my full review over the weekend. For the moment, I’ll just say that IT’S A COMEDY. A funny one.
Blade Runner 2049
Directed by Denis Villeneuve
Based on the 1982 film by Ridley Scott, adapted from Philip K. Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
MTRCB Rating: R13
The rare instance when the sequel expands on the original spectacularly and then launches off on its own.
SPOILERS BEWARE
The year is 2049 – Earth is an over-populated, dingy, polluted world where next-generation bioengineered androids called Replicants are integrated to live alongside humans and do their bidding. The place may have flying cars, but social integration is still under construction at that time.
The story follows Officer K (Ryan Gosling) – a replicant working in the LAPD as a blade runner who hunts down and “retires” rogue old-model replicants who essentially refuse to die.
Officer K discovers evidence of a female replicant who died from childbirth around 30 years before – a shocking revelation that threatens to disrupt world order. Lt. Joshi (Robin Wright) orders Officer K to get rid of the evidence and to hunt and destroy the replicant child, but it is an order that K disobeys. Call it genetically-engineered gut feeling.
His own investigation brings him to the office of tech giant Niander Wallace (Jared Leto) who manufactures the current model of replicants. Wallace’s replicant assistant Luv (Sylvia Hoeks) identifies K’s evidence as the remains of old-model replicant Rachael, linked to former blade runner Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford) who has disappeared.
With the constant prodding of his holographic girlfriend Joi (Ana de Armas) on how special he is, K begins to doubt his identity and believes that the answers lie with finding Deckard. Unknown to K, Wallace is bent on finding Deckard and the replicant child to boost his production of replicants for Earth and elsewhere and, well, essentially become god. Hail corporate greed.
Clocking at 2hours and 43minutes, the sequel is nearly half an hour longer than the 1982 Ridley Scott original. Blade Runner 2049 can be seen on its own but would be better if seen after the original.
I could only imagine Villeneuve and his team dissecting Philip K. Dick’s novel and the mythology of the original Blade Runner film in their quest to expand the Replicant universe.
It wasn’t enough that they made a sequel that carried the pieces of the original film, so much so that a series of short films depicting events prior 2049 but after the original 2019 events were released online a month prior to Villeneuve’s film. For obvious reasons, we have reached film franchise territory way beyond video games, anime and TV shows.
It won’t be surprising then to encounter spinoffs and ancillary products in the future outside the Deckard narrative.
Without a doubt, the Blade Runner series is known for its striking visuals. 2049’s design, very much like its replicants, are upgrades over the predecessor’s design – from the costumes to the music to the art direction and lighting. “Upgrade” might be even the wrong term – as the original worked mighty fine on its own back in the day. Contemporization might be a more appropriate description. Visuals are 2049’s strongest assets. If somebody can invent neo-neo-noir (post-neo-noir,) they have done so here. See this in IMAX if you can.
Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049 in association with Columbia Pictures, domestic distribution by Warner Bros. Pictures and international distribution by Sony Pictures Releasing International.
RYAN GOSLING as K in Alcon EntertainmentÕs sci fi thriller BLADE RUNNER 2049 in association with Columbia Pictures, domestic distribution by Warner Bros. Pictures and international distribution by Sony Pictures Releasing International.
Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner 2049 in association with Columbia Pictures, domestic distribution by Warner Bros. Pictures and international distribution by Sony Pictures Releasing International.
Jared Leto in Blade Runner 2049 in association with Columbia Pictures, domestic distribution by Warner Bros. Pictures and international distribution by Sony Pictures Releasing International.
BLADE RUNNER 2049 in association with Columbia Pictures, domestic distribution by Warner Bros. Pictures and international distribution by Sony Pictures Releasing International.
The collaboration between Cinematographer Roger Deakins, Production Designer Dennis Gassner and the visual effects team has resulted in some of the most memorable cinematic images in recent times, including a couple of scenes that can be considered new and unique.
It would be easy to credit the legendary Deakins for these striking images, but clearly, the film has been designed from the ground up. Instead of the gritty, graphic chiaroscuro of the original, Deakins offers super-saturated bleakness and in the case of Wallace’s office, creeping, rippling light. While 2049 retains some cyberpunk in its DNA, 2049 feels less dystopian and foreboding (more on this later.) While the original is punk-sweaty-sexy, 2049 sleek and more sensual. The voice-activated camera scan is an improved version of the original scan photo scene. The DNA machine looks like a Moviola. Even the garbage dumps look arranged.
There’s a deliberate pace here – a conscious unfolding of time that amplifies the otherworldly feel of the film. Ridley Scott’s cut of the original similarly carried this pace – one of the main complaints viewers had back then. [Curiously the Years Between shorts do not have this pace (never mind that they are shorts) but serve only to deepen the Replicant narrative.]
Two scenes are noteworthy because of their ingenuity – one involving the memory designer Dr. Ana Stelline (Carla Juri) and another that’s the holographic version of the famous scene in the 1990 movie Ghost.
2049 stays true to its cyberpunk sci-fi roots that it still explores the nature of humanity and artificial life and the overwatch of giant corporations in a post-apocalyptic/ low life high tech/ noir. Dream sequences involving horses are likely throwbacks to Dick’s novel, the same as Deckard’s unicorn dreams in 1982. Replacing Tyrell is Wallace, delivered by Leto with a deliberate enunciation that can only be described as Agent Smith-y from The Matrix (1999) and quite Carl Sagan (who can be heard in this video here.) I think he’s channeling some form of bodhisattva-level enlightened human being.
Ford ‘s blue-collar scruffy charm has worked for most of his nearly six-decade career and was just the right fit as a young Deckard who falls for a replicant, but his older Deckard here actually feels like he’s lived off of his years in hiding on nothing but the idea that someday the cops will find him. Dare I say he’s more human?
But 2049 doesn’t ask big, bold new questions the way the first one already did. 2049 strikes me a little cold – Villeneuve tends toward the cerebral and the removed in his films, coldest of which was The Arrival (2016.) It’s not a bad thing, it’s just that a Villeneuve film tends to make his audience think more than to feel. In my dictionary, a good film makes you do both.
My big “but” for this film is that it is not archetypal the way Ridley Scott’s is. Blade Runner the original is classic 1980s – punk, big hair, neon, flying cars and synthed by Vangelis. Question is, how do you make a movie these days to be quintessential of this decade?
Curiously, 2049 feels less dystopian – probably an after-effect of its sleek design – but 2049 has little or no foreboding doom, despite pronouncements of impending war between humans and replicants. Again, this is the coldness I am referring to. The film’s most palpable tension is during the climactic struggle between K and Luv.
K’s fate is neither bittersweet nor sad – it just is. Finally, the film ends on the original blade runner Deckard – without putting the debate on his identity to rest. This ending narrowly throws off the narrative, maybe because it wasn’t truly about K from the beginning? Maybe we’ll know in the next sequel, hopefully not called War For the Planet of the Replicants.
The best things in life are libre, especially if you have the graces of the queen at your side. Dame Judi Dench reprises her role as Queen Victoria in a comedy that highlights her awesome screen presence. If only the story was written better.
On the occasion of the jubilee of the 50th anniversary of her reign in 1887, Queen Victoria (Judi Dench) is gifted a commemorative gold coin from then-occupied territory India, and two servants, who really should have been just one. The queen immediately takes notice of Abdul (Ali Fazal) – a tall, handsome provincial clerk from Agra who is just much too happy to have been selected to be of service to the queen (and empress of India.) The two establish a deep and loyal friendship that transcended age, stature, color and religion – things that the royal household held against Abdul until the very end of the queen’s rule.
It’s a charming story and occasionally funny, with Dench providing the charm and the inappropriate-isms from Abdul the source of most of the laughs. This is a conceptual sequel to the 1997 drama Mrs. Brown, where Dench played the queen at the time when she developed a relationship with a Scottish servant, John Brown. In Victoria & Abdul, Brown is referenced, with a scene where the queen quips that she misses him (or was that the Prince consort, Albert, I’m not so sure.)
Note that this movie is loosely based on true events – events surrounding the jelly and the mango may not have happened as is, but are funny scenes on their own. The true state of British India, though, cannot be hidden under any modernist inclusion quips from the monarch, as if making the muslim Abdul a member of the household automatically erased the Empire’s abuses in all of its territories.
In particular, Abdul’s foot-kissing character is one-dimensionally written that the character stays naive of the turmoil he has caused. Case in point is a scene where the queen confronts the dissenting household with nary a reaction shot from Abdul, who is seen standing in one corner. Is he ashamed? Proud? What could he have been thinking at that point? There’s no cutaway to an Abdul reaction, the result rather showing Abdul as a completely devout and noble servant, who enjoys the royal attention as a generosity from good people. Lucky guy, or clever opportunist? I’d be happy to tour the queen around the Philippines, though.
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For almost 16 years, I’ve tried reviewing movies in various perspectives, tone and languages with the intention of making the audience understand the different ways of appreciating the most popular form of visual art (the internet is still not under this category yet.) I can only wish I have added something to that consciousness.
This is my final review in the last issue of Inquirer Libre, kahit na hindi ito ang aking huling review. Malamang buhayin ko muli ang aking nanahimik nang blog. Maraming maraming salamat po sa lahat ng sumubaybay sa pahayagang naghatid ng aliw at impormasyon sa mga readers.
One of the funniest Hollywood comedies I’ve seen this year, Girls Trip also has a heartwarming tug for all girl friends watching this show. Snaps galore.
In the movie, Ryan (Regina Hall) is a success guru and author ala Oprah who has been invited as main guest speaker at the annual Essence Festival in New Orleans. She’s excited to bring along her long-time high school Flossy Posse pals Sasha (Queen Latifah), Lisa (Jada Pinkett Smith), Dina (Tiffany Haddish) whom she hasn’t seen in a while.
The posse realizes that they’re not their young selves anymore, and Ryan is at risk of losing a lucrative marketing deal when her seemingly perfect life suddenly starts falling apart. But there’s nothing that a solid sisterhood can’t resolve.
Fresh and foul-mouthed, hilarious and heart-warming, the movie’s strength is its relatable main characters who represent our kinds of long-time friends we have who may not be perfect or successful but ultimately come to our rescue when we need them. This is an adult sexy comedy, too, so don’t be surprised (or shocked) when things get too exposed. Added plus are music and real-life celebrities featured in the Essence Festival. It’s like partying at New Orleans gurls, less the alcohol.
The Lego Ninjago Movie
Directed by Charlie Bean
Based on the toys by Lego and the Ninjago animated TV show
Rated G
This story felt like it was made of unrelated Lego sets pieced together in Ninjago world. But it is definitely funny and features a lot of cool Ninjago Lego sets to make your Christmas gift list.
Evil Garmadon (Justin Theroux) is intent on unleashing his Mech minions and sharks in order to conquer Ninjago City. Standing in his way and defender of Ninjago City is the mysterious masterbuilder Green Ninja (Dave Franco) and his ninja team led by Master Wu (Jackie Chan.) Unknown to most, Green Ninja is Lloyd, whom everyone in his school hates because Lloyd happens to be Garmadon’s son. Bummer.
Ninjago is a weird father and son comedy that’s also a superhero-pariah story that’s also an origin movie for the ninjas in case this makes money for a sequel. It’s zippy and funny most of the time (and really hilarious a couple of moments.) Voices are pretty well played, and deserved their applause after the film, especially considering that the cast is a composed of geek celebs (yes, Olivia Munn is a geek. Hello, Attack of the Show.)
The film takes nod at old Hong Kong martial arts movies off the bat at the beginning animation. But this homage is none more obvious when it reveals the star of the show – the legendary Jackie Chan – briefly in live action, still doing the great things he has done for the past four decades. You can watch the movie if only for him. Hail, Master Wu.
Bazonkers
Review by Vives Anunciacion
Published 9.22.2017 Inquirer Libre, PH
The crazies invade the cinemas this week with a spy action comedy sequel gone wild and a dark comedy that was written when the director was on meds. Really.
Kingsman 2: The Golden Circle
Directed by Matthew Vaughn
Based on the comic book series by Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons
Rated R13
Agents Galahad aka Eggsy (Taron Egerton) and Merlin (Mark Strong) are the lone surviving Kingsmen after an international criminal syndicate called The Golden Circle led by ultimate drug lord Poppy Adams (Julianne Moore) nukes the Kingsman headquarters and decimates its agents worldwide.
Eggsy and Merlin head to the US to align with their American counterpart, Statesman – namely, agents Tequila (Channing Tatum) and Whiskey (Pedro Pascal), tech Ginger (Halle Berry) and Statesman head Champ (Jeff Bridges.) Together they discover Poppy’s plan to drug the world and hold it hostage for a cure, for a price. Kingsman and Statesman must then work together to stop Poppy and save the world.
The story is an amped version of the first Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) with a crime lord using drugs instead of a tech implant to conquer the world. Instead of an agent with machete legs, we now get a bionic Charlie (Edward Holcroft) as Eggsy’s nemesis, plus killer robot dogs for Poppy’s bodyguards. Action is intense and camera is constantly kinetic – actually, the movie is so violent, it should have received an R18. Cannibalism is implied, multiple human mutilations and an outright extreme closeup of a sex act are all shown in this story that’s just an excuse to add Americans in the franchise.
While the first Kingsman poked fun at the dressed-up Bond movies, this edition seems almost entirely absurd – until it takes a shocking turn for relevance (for us Filipinos now) when POTUS (Bruce Greenwood) goes full-on Duterte. Does this subplot make the story better? There’s no point.
I’m guessing the next movie will be set in China featuring the Emperor’s Robe (dibs on the suggestion, pay me.)
mother!
Written and Directed by Darren Aronofsky
Rated R16
If there’s a thin line separating genius and madness, this is flat-out bazonkers. Mother! is director Darren Aronofsky’s most self-indulgent studio film with a story that defies easy description.
Homemaker Mother (Jennifer Lawrence) and poet Him (Javier Bardem) are wife and husband living peacefully in remote isolation in their beautiful home when uninvited visitors, beginning with Man (Ed Harris) and Woman (Michelle Pfeiffer,) invade their privacy and start physically and mentally wrecking their marriage and home.
Lawrence does a great job expressing all our surprise, disgust, anger and frustration at everyone who has invaded our privacy and said inappropriate things at us, unprovoked. We can all relate to that.
All of that is well and good and consistent until the second half when Mother gets pregnant. From then on, the film is bazookad to fentanyl country when the invaders become throngs of worshippers, fanatics, cultists, the police, the army, cannibals and just about everybody.
Aronofsky says this is a tale about what is happening to the world, with the characters representing Biblical personalities. But what is he trying to say, apart from abusing mother mentally and physically in an apparent (maybe inadvertent) violent display of misogyny? It’s a relationship movie about god and mother earth that’s also a psychological thriller and sort-of horror movie that becomes absurdly comical.
The short time Pfeiffer is onscreen sizzles to the point of outshining Lawrence. Oh wait, maybe that was intentional too?
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Also in theaters this week is the 2017 Cinemalaya Best Picture Respeto by Treb Montreras under our production company Arkeofilms. Relevance and rhythm in these dark days.
Trip to Europa
Ni Vives Anunciacion
Published 9.19.2017 Inquirer Libre, PH
THIS REVIEW IS IN FILIPINO
Para kang magti-trip to Europe nang libre sa ginaganap na Cine Europa 2017 European Film Festival sa Shangri-La Cineplex Cinema 2 sa Mandaluyong. Dalawamput apat (24) na pelikula ang ipinalalabas nang libre sa publiko mula sa labing-anim na bayan sa Europa. Libreng trip to Europe na, aircon pa. Hihindi ka pa ba. First come-first served lang, kasi limitado ang upuan. Mangyaring pumila lamang.
Souvenir
Directed by Bavo Defurne
French with English subtitles
Rated PG
Pinoy na Pinoy lang style ng kwento nitong Souvenir ni Bavo Defurne, tungkol sa isang nalaos nang ‘70s singer (Isabelle Huppert) at isang bagets na ameteur boxer (Kévin Azais) na nahulog ang damdamin sa isa’t isa pagkatapos nilang magkakilala sa pinagtatrabahuhang paktorya ng pagkain.
Susubukan ng dalawang buhayin ang career ni Liliane (Huppert) sa pagsali sa isang mala-Got Talent na contest, pero matitiis kaya ni Jean (Azais) ang pagtulong ng isang judge sa contest na ex-husband ni Liliane?
Very sweet at tender lang ang May-December affair nina Liliane at Jean, at naka-fous ang kwento kung paano nag-adjust ang magkasintahan sa sitwasyon nilang dalawa. Parang Pinoy movie lang ang mga eksenang nagre-react na ang pamilya ni Jean sa sitwasyon nila ni Liliane, at pati na rin kung paano maadik sa singing contest ang mga Pranses. Winners.
Two Lottery Tickets
Directed by Paul Negoescu
Romanian with English subtitles
Rated G
Mala-Dolphy at sidekicks naman ang komedyang Două lozur (Two Lottery Tickets) mula Romania, tungkol sa isang mekaniko Dinel (Dorian Boguta) na nanalo ng lotto sa tulong ng mga kaibigan (Dragos Bucur at si Alexandru Papadopol) – pero sa kasamaang palad ay nawala ang ticket nang madukutan si Dinel ng dalawang punk.
Swabe lang ang kaganapan, walang naghi-hysteria kung dito iyan ginawa, halos walang music at baka antukin ka pa kung hindi ka nagmamasid nang maigi. Pero sunud-sunod na comedy of errors ang tatlong simpleng bugok na nagka-kwarta na, naging bato pa. Two Lottery Tickets ang titulo – ano kaya ang nangyari at may ikalawang ticket? Panoorin at humalakhak.
Ika-dalawampung edisyon na ito ng longest-running international film fest sa bansa, hatid ng Delegation of the European Union in the Philippines, Film Development Council of the Philippines, Shangri-La Plaza at Shangri-La Cineplex.
Mapapanood nang libre sa publiko ang mga pelikulang kalahok sa Cine Europa 20 sa Shangri-La Cineplex Cinema 2 hanggang sa susunod na Martes, September 26. Maaaring tignan ang schedule ng mga pelikula sa Facebook page ng European Union in the Philippines.
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Samantala, palabas na sa Miyerkules, September 20 ang pelikulang nagwagi bilang Best Picture sa nakaraang Cinemalaya 2017, ang Respeto ni direktor Treb Montreras under the production of Arkeofilms, kung saan ako kabilang.
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Markahan na ang inyong mga kalendaryo dahil sa ika-5 hanggang 15 ng Oktubre naman gaganapin ang ika-16 na edisyon ng Pelicula, ang 2017 Spanish Film Festival, sa Greenbelt, Makati. May bayad naman ito, hindi libre, pero mas mura kaysa sa karaniwang ticket price. Dalawampung pelikula ang ipalalabas mula sa España at iba’t ibang bansang Espanyol ang salita. Vamos na!